Trump should be our president, says Lebanese TV satirist
US Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump should become the next president of Lebanon, a prominent Lebanese television satirist said on Thursday, in a jab at the failure of the country's political class to agree on a head of state.
Lebanon has been without a president since 25 May 2014, with the two major rival political blocs in parliament – the March 8 alliance and March 14 alliance – competing to have a candidate of their choice for the presidency.
Lebanon's political system is divided along confessional lines, where the presidency post must be filled by a Christian Maronite, while the premiership is dedicated to a Sunni Muslim and the speak of parliament should be a Shia Muslim.
There are currently four presidential candidates. Two hopefuls are from the March 8 alliance: Michel Aoun and Suleiman Frangieh, and two from the March 14 alliance: Amin Gemayel and Samir Geagea.
"First of all, Donald... is orange coloured. He won't antagonise the Aoun camp, whose colour is orange," Koteich said.
"Second, he has a problem in becoming a president and we have a problem finding a candidate. He would be solving our problem and in turn we solve his," he added.
"Thirdly and most importantly, that guy hates Muslims to the extent that even if Saad Hariri dared to nominate him, he won't be viewed with suspicion."
Recent reports that the leader of the Future Movement, Saad Hariri - who is a key member of the March 14 alliance - would be willing to make a concession by accepting the candidacy of one of his political opponents – Frangieh – fell flat with many in both alliances, March 8 and March 14.
The Lebanese satirist, who supports the March 14 alliance, poked fun at how Frangieh was rejected by members of his own March 8 alliance – most notably supporters of Aoun, who wants the presidency for himself. The show went on to show supporters of Aoun's camp, the Free Patriotic Movement, branding Frangieh as the March 14 candidate.
"How – in one moonless night - did the most prominent ally of Michel Aoun become the candidate of March 14 [alliance]? What's the reason? The guy did not change his positions," remarked Koteich, mockingly suggesting that the only option is the controversial US presidential candidate.